can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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