I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
