Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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