ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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