I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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