i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
