I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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