Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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