I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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