what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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