we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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