I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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