Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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