No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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