Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We named our party play list daddy issues
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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