ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
