i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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