Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
that is very illegal...i love you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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