whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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