Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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