Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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