Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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