I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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