I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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