none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
they're like a gay fantastic four
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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