Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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