So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
This toilet bowl is my home.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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