I accidentally burped into my bong.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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