So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
