You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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