what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
40s are totally the cure
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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