Kiss
Puke
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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