CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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