Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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