This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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