I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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