Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
