I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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