you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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