We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize