Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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