It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
