Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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