Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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