what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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