Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
