I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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