Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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