Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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