I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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