I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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