Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just had sex on a roof
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
do nipples grow back?
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