I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Randomize
