fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
