direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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