I can tuck mytits in my pants
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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